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Terri the Bengal tiger

Plot

Tom and Vini are two bohemian mice hiding in Noah’s Ark. They must use their musical talents to enter a competition and help keep the peace between the animals.. Terri the Tiger: I’m Terri.

WHERE ARE YOU?

I am my wife’s husband. I have a peace treaty to make after the singing contest. Terri the Tiger: [yells] BARUCH!

He’s gone again!

Terri the Tiger: Baruch, please go with your lioness. I have a wife to catch! I was expecting a cute children’s movie that probably didn’t adhere too much to the traditional account, but this one has strayed so far that it didn’t even make sense.

The characters were one-dimensional

The plot was so thin it was almost transparent. Shem, Ham and Japheth were nowhere to be seen. It was nice that Grandma Ruth (Ms.

All in all, just a total mess

Noah) was a black woman, but a little weird that she kept making potions to fix her sick old idiot of a husband (Noah). They were obviously added for modern relevance that didn’t add anything to the story (and could have if it weren’t for the isolated oddities) like one about not getting a man and a woman, what about all the other types of families? Or God gets too many voicemails when a message should have been made.